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France - French jokes will remain untranslated! Parce que dans ce beau pays qu'est la France, il faut en visiter plusieurs avant d'en trouver une propre!! Australia An Irishman arrived in Australia and went into a pub inthe Outback where he asked for a glass and, havingpissed into it, drank it. He then walked out the door, into the chook house and proceeded to knock the hensoff their perches prior to going to the paddock, wherehe lifted the tail of a cow and put his ear to itsanus.

When he returned to the bar a few minutes later,the publican asked him to explain his strange conduct. Drink the piss. Knock off the birds. And listen to the bullshit. France Combien faut il de belges pour changer l'ampoule dansune caravane?

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Couchsurfing with Maria (German Edition) - Kindle edition by Andre Pawel. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Get in touch with Maria Lenicka and 14 million other members when you join 21 References 11 Confirmed & Positive; Fluent in Czech, English, German, Slovak, Samotari, Amelie, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Lost in translation.

USA A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. Thebartender serves him the sandwich, the panda eats it, then takes out his gun and shoots three holes in theceiling before turning and walking to the door. The bartender says, "Hey, panda, what the hell do you think you're doing? Slovakia A tourist stopped by a sheep-cote sheperds house and start to talk with a chief sheperd.

Tourist: hi, could you tell me what time it is? Sheperd graps the testicles of a ram and answers: its 3 oclock. Amazed tourist says: wow its right, how do you know it so exactly? Sheperd: i just lifted the testicles to see the clock on the church tower. USA There were two whales swimming next to each other. Thefirst whale said to the second whale,"Whhhooooooaaaauugghhhhooooooooaoooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaeeeeeee eeeeeeuueeeeeeeeegggaaaaooooooiiiighhheeeeuuuuuuuuuummmmmm," and the second whale said, "what?

Couchsurfing jokes - part 1. The first one goes "oh jesus, ham sandwhich again? I swear if my wife packs this one more time ill killmyself"The second one opens his lunch and goes "Oh jesus, rice and beans??! I swear I swear..

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As promised,they all jump to their death. I would havechanged the menu!! USA "Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire out on thelonesome prairie, each with the bravado for whichcowboys are famous.


Thank god his friends were so amazing though or we would have left after the first day. You will know. You can even start with a free trial lesson to see if the school is a right fit for you. Of course it is going to take some time and effort. I am also sure it frequently happens when a female is hosting.

A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboythere is. Why just the other day, a bull got loose inthe corral and gored six men before I wrestled it tothe ground by the horns with my bare hands.

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I was walking down the trail just the otherday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out fro m under arock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake withmy bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poisondown in one gulp. And I'm still here today. USA A duck walks into a corner store and says to theproprietor: "Got any gwapes?

The proprietor says "Nope. Not today. You comein here every single day asking for grapes and I neverhave them.

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If you ask one more time, I'm going tostaple your feet to the floor! So the nightof her wedding she and her new husband come back tothe family villa. Now Mary has never been with a manand is a little aprehensive of the unknown. Mary goes upstairs with Tony and he takes off hisshirt.. He has such Hairy legs!! Nowgo back upstairs and Tony; he'll take care ofeverything"So maria goes upstairs Tony takes off his shoes--NowTony; he is missing a couple of toes. He's got a foot, anda half??

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USA A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey--we have a drink named you. Isle of Man "How many Isle of Man people do you need to change alight bulb? Here on the Isle of Man we don't like 'change'" C. USA How many American tourists does it take to change alight bulb? Five to figure out how much the bulb costs inthe local currency, four to comment on "howfunny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire alocal person to change the bulb, two to take pictures,and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don'tcome out.

USA, Florida - not only national, but local joke! A man and his wife were driving their RV across Floridaand were nearing a town called Kissimmee. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a restaurantto get something to eat.

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At the counter, the man saidto the waitress; "My wife and I can't seem to be ableto figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that Ican understand? She says: "I drink only Czech rum. Czech rum is the worker's rum. At least it's something.

After nine shots of rum, Martina switches to pina coladas. I note in myself a certain amazement, and even a degree of awe. An ethical dilemma presents itself. Martina is giving us a place to spend the night, shouldn't we try to save her from dissolution? If only in our own best interests? Who's going to carry her home? At a restaurant called Chez Marcel, a friend joins us. She has a child from an earlier relationship, and now lives with a man with a moustache who is twenty years her senior. She says: "I'm not in my Asian phase, I'm in my conservative phase.

My husband is my hero. Her conservative phase takes on a new guise with every glass of wine. She murmurs: "I love you all unconditionally. At least.

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Martina, as it turns out, is a couchsurfer as well. In her own home. In her own life. Couchsurfing to the death. Call it practical idealism. The friend walks back with us to Martina's house. Her child and her husband with the moustache are off traveling. She will become our fourth couchsurfer of the evening. Maria is a speech therapist and Wili, whose real name is Wilhelm, is a general practitioner. They have offered to pick us up from the station at Stainach-Irdning in the Austrian Steiermark. Wili looks a bit like an aging ski instructor. In the hallway of their villa in Stainach, they hand us both a pair of slippers.

Five minutes later we're drinking Kir Royale. My profile on the site described me, and for good reason, as: "Clean, safe and polite. So I made my own profile on couchsurfing. That way I could see where he was, because he posted comments all over the place. After a while I thought: why don't we start taking in couchsurfers too? Our Simon thinks it's weird, but of course he doesn't say we can't do it. And we've had such lovely couchsurfers. An American who was traveling around the world, two Hungarians with a cello. The only thing I can't stand are people who smoke.

I don't like odors. Just four simple words: he had no odors. We sit down at the table.